Your average suburban white girl who likes frozen yogurt.

I live in Idaho (yeah I know, no one cares about Idaho) and yes, I do love potatoes. I play lacrosse because it’s boss. That’s not really the reason why I play, but it rhymes. It’s a known fact that Lacrosse is the greatest sport on the planet. Hands down. I have a passion for the visual and performing arts, but in college I’ll major in Physical Therapy because the human body is fascinating. The way you pronounce my URL is Koh-ket, Koh-ket. I’m a wee bit spastic and a whole lotta sarcastic. I make people mad, people usually think I’m too strange to tolerate. I don’t sugar coat anything, I tell you how it is. I’m a singer, I sing classical and jazz music. I have a guitar and piano in my room and I don’t know how to play either of them. My friends make me play on an indoor soccer team against my will. I hate my job. If there’s anything else you want to know about me don’t be shy, I’ll answer anything you want to know!

—Haley